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I don't know what to do with my hands


It’s officially gone too far now.

(via theofficialariel)




Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

Lookin at ur tagged/me

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"average person came out to have a good time and is honestly feeling so attacked right now" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is feeling 0 attacked right now. Spiders Georg, who finally left his cave to have a good time and was attacked by over 10,000 posts each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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my favorite post on this site

Bring this back

(Source: beyoncevevo, via myrtle-snows-melon-baller)


i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via im-not-your-average-asian)

He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.

—this is really important (via dirtyberd)

(Source: a-quiet-old-soul, via marnes-n-noble)


So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via marnes-n-noble)