May 2013
thisismyveritas:
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
forebidden:
i just ate a grape #food #grape #grapes #white grapes #wine #fruits #vintage #fashion #gifs #text #trendy #lol #random #90s #90s kids #hipster #hipster edit #tv #t #v #coffee #starbucks #art #artists #drawings #paint
I LITERALLY CAN NOT BREATHE
ddowney:
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
tall:
when ppl reblog their selfies over and over
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
themoosethepietheassbutt:
congragulation:
u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony.
did you mean...
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
inbox:
inbox:
i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
am-i-perfectyet:
staff:
howellester:
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
oh
Watch
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Public Shaming: Hateful Bigots Think Gay Children... →
publicshaming:
Governor of Texas and failed GOP 2012 Presidential candidate Rick Perry took to Twitter this morning to pray to the Lord Almighty that the Boy Scouts of America uphold the teachings of Jesus and discriminate against those filthy, filthy gays.
Rick Perry got his way…SORT OF. The Boy…
PURE BRILLIANCE
brelanderson:
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE. The Fault in our Stars was one of the best books I’ve ever read, I couldn’t put it down. The words, the story, the characters…Thank you, John Green!
…and so you all know, Augustus Waters is perfection. That boy. The things he says. Just go read it. Now.
